10 Gifts We Do Not Want

• FUNDIES, $9.99.
  
  This underwear-for-two is probably not what you had in mind when you told your boyfriend to buy you lingerie.
  
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• COFFIN COUCH, $3,500.
  
  Who wants to be reminded of their own mortality while vegging on the couch watching Six Feet Under?
  
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• CHANEL SANDAL WITH BULB HEEL, $2,200.
  This goatskin sandal with a function light bulb in the heel is one Chanel piece that we'll gladly stand in return lines for.
  
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• FISH BOWL BOOKENDS, $32.95.
  
  We're not rushing to call PETA about this one, but something about using fish bowls as bookends rubs us the wrong way.
  
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• GOLD PILLS, $429.
  
  We have nothing against gold--unless it comes in pill form, only to be seen again post-digestion.
  
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• BOOTBAG, $69.
  
  Cute rainboots? Sure. A fun bag? Go for it. But a bag made out of a rainboot? Pass.
  
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• POO-POURRI, $24.95.
  
  "Spritz the bowl before you go, and no one else will ever know," urge the makers of Poo-Pourri, an all-natural essential oil spray for the loo that claims to trap "embarrassing odors." What's more embarrassing--a little bathroom odor or having this sitting on the sink?
  
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• BESTOW WALL-MOUNTED HAND VASE, $95.
  We love getting flowers as much as the next girl, but we'll take a traditional vase over this eternally-outstretched hand.
  
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• TICKET TO HEAVEN, $12.79.
  
  These tickets are for the trip of a lifetime--heaven. They come complete with a handy travel kit that includes a certificate of your reservation, the Official Heaven Identification Card, and a Heaven 101 informational guide. We wonder what their returns & exchanges policy is.
  
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