No Regrets: The World's Worst Tattoos

• Okay, this is the best tattoo we've EVER seen. The artist told us this was the result of a lost bet (awesome). I can't decide who I want to give an awesome beej to more: the dude who thought of it or the dude who actually got it.
  
  
  

• R.I.P. Ol' Dirty Foot.
  
  
  

• This guy doesn't need bongos and a bag of coke to bring the party. He just shows up in shorts with his PARTY LEGS and brings the PARTY VIBES. Even his grandchildren will be high-fiving him when he takes them fishing.
  
  
  

• There are about three million Chewy tattoos out there, but this is the funniest rendition I've ever seen. I could look at this every day for the rest of my life and still get a chuckle. Dude, look at it. It's. So. Good.
  
  Chewy from Star Wars - Christina Sparrow
  
  
  

• "Snakes on a Plane" on a douchebag.
  
  
  

• This is what happens when chicks die: We turn into magical pink unicorns who get blazed by our big strong Pegasus boyfriends on a cloud in the middle of a rainbow. Then we get to smoke afterwards and nobody tells us it's a cliche.
  
  
  

• Don't make eye contact with this. Looking at Chuck Norris in the eyes is like watching "The Ring." You won't know it, but you'll be dead within a week.
  
  
  

• Hmm ... maybe some regrets.
  
  
  

• I bid $1, Bob.
  
  Bob Barker -- Tattoo Andy